Derp Pot
Holy fuck guys.

I get a new account and leave this one with eighty followers.

Check in on it and now have over a hundred.

Making a New Account

I seriously don’t get why.

I have stuck through this account through all of my stupidity but I’m going to do it.

Believe me, you’ll all recognize my silly, energetic behavior the second I follow you.

Out of all the things I would think would make me give up this account, a random 7AM, have-not-slept whim was never one of them.

Well, peace! Have a great day everyone!

Reading Shattered Glass again.

Finding everything a fucking riot.

This is why I should be sleeping.

But I shan’t sleep!

you can’t post that you have to put the context people are going to think i love gay cats more than every other kind of cat
drunk!sophie (via justjasper)
I officially love fanmail.

And it’s not just because of the sex going on through it.

…Not at all.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:
I’m still sick.

My cat is being so precious though. Right now, he’s on the pillow next to me with his face pressed into my forearm and just the way he’s been acting has been adorable. He just wants me to stroke the bridge of his nose and head and just, I can’t really explain the awe I’m in over this cat.

ALSO.

Wheatley gifs, my friend needs them and I don’t know why but shoot them shits over.

gupieee:

The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

gupieee:

The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

BLOGGING. IS I DOING IT RIGHT?

You precious little fuckhead, you.